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Friday, August 26, 2011

TERI MAA KI AANKH !!

Maa Ki Aankh, zamana hi badal gaya hai. I never knew that the word BEEP has so many synonyms. We should be nationally acclaimed to recommend this word for the most prominent and respectable place in Guinness Book of World Records. We as a nation seem to be devided on Baba Ramdev, Anna Hajare, Lokpal version of Civil Society and Government, Rahul Gandhi’s Prime Ministerial candidature and Aishwarya Rai Bachchan’s professional ethics. BEEPING is the panacea that can bind us together and can set forth our national pride. It’s the sole recipe for the national unity. What deserves more applause for the word 'Beep' is that it has some smarter, futuristic and forward looking cousins like 'D K Bose' that doesn’t even need to be beeped. The BEEPING is going through a major phase of Evolution. Here is to toast for Beeping. Cheers!!!

Gone are the days for MC-BC. Today, we need to create no more abbreviations. Beeping is the solution. Aap kisi ki bhi MB1 ker sakte hain, all you need is a dexterous hand in beeping. When Dilip Kumar sung ‘sala main to sahib ban gaya’, eyebrows were raised. 'Aflatoon' in late 90s got some attention. When Vishal Bhardwaj uses the word 'Chutiyam Sulphate' in his movie we get nostalgic about our school day’s chemistry lab and smile. 'Ye Sali zindagi' brings in more creativity. 'Delhi Belly' and 'Buddha...' are welcome as a part of Neo-Experimentation. Shekhar Kapur should be spared for Bandit Queen, I personally feel.

Is it a welcome change? Just after Release of 'Delhi Belly' I was watching Aamir Khan and his team on a TV show where Aamir was just shyish to answer the questions and was not able to say it with utmost conviction. It’s a matter of time dear Aamir. You need not to be shyish for long. Soon there will be lionish roars on the subject. Mr. Khan said that knowing the nature of the film he himself applied for ‘A’ certification. I wonder Sensor Board has to create a new category called ‘BC’ soon for such movies that are greatly involved in BC.

It’s not a new phenomenon in our country. Only thing is that we are glamourizing the whole gamut of beeping now. Raju Srivastava, the comedian, in one of its act touched upon the subject by saying ki behan ki gali to pura desh de raha hai. So true. If I remember correctly then it was in late 80s when Chowdhary Devilal in one of his press conference or interview used this word mentioned by Raju Srivastava five times. Indian Express published it using the dotted lines. That was just the conception of beeping.

The government may have reservations in legalizing betting, homosexuality and prostitution etc but it is not at all averse to the idea of Beeping. Soon, I hope there will be a bill in the parliament where our representatives will collectively strike off the word ‘unparliamentary’ from the constitution and everything thenafter will be parliamentary only. A great relief for our politicians from Haryana!

Beeping is the worthy activity. We all know that we were cooperating since long to give birth to it. And finally it is here.


And you the readers beep beep beep beep will only read it or will comment too?

1 comment:

  1. though anyone who abuses is not appreciable at all....but there have been ppl wid contentions dat dis is reality....by any means u cant apply the democratic consensus theory on issues like abusing...jus bcoz a bunch of guys think its an 'in thing' it doesnt validate the odd...but then the point is dat if u beep atleast u r not polluting the environment...so for all those who use the 'm' or the 'b', keep beeping...@#!$%^*...>-{

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